Animal Jokes Archives - Page 7 of 16

Sky raisins vs. Spicy sky raisins!

What’s the difference between sky raisins and spicy sky raisins? This dad joke will have you buzzing with laughter!

Ever notice how crabs scuttle away? This dad joke explains why they always look like they’re exiting an awkward chat. Get ready to chuckle!

Why does this horse only leave its stable after sunset? Get ready for a classic dad joke pun that’s a real night mare!

A buzzing good dad joke! Ponder the pronunciation of ‘Bee’ and see if you can guess the hilarious punchline. Perfect for a quick laugh!

When you replace pet store labels, you might end up with a turtle that doesn’t fight crime or defeat the Foot Clan. Find out what happens next!

A shark has a plan to rescue a human trapped in a cage underwater. Will his plan work? Find out in this hilarious dad joke!

What do you call a cat that looks like a sheep? It’s not a Shat, but you’re close! Get ready for a purr-fectly silly dad joke.

This dad joke involves a pet store and a judgmental tree frog. See why the dad isn’t welcome back and get ready to groan!

This dad joke involves a Fieri Hamster at the pet store and a hilarious explanation to the wife. Get ready for some laughs!

When you swap pet store labels, you get a ‘gym rat’ with a workout CD. Now you have to explain it to your wife!