I replaced the labels at the pet store… MALE FIERI HAMSTER SA SKU 905925 905925 LIVESA #IPOGS-01 19 99 STR-522 05/26/15 71 Fieri Hamster Voce Cricetus Suburbia Spiky hair resembles Guy Fieri Bold, brash personality is annoying and “in your face” Attracted to clothing and other items with flame prints Provide hot wings, mozza sticks and other mediocre apps Refer to an Obvious Plant Care Sheet for more information. 923 I have to explain to my wife why we aren’t welcome there, now…. Dad Joke Genius
Why It’s Funny
This joke works because it plays on the absurdity of a celebrity-branded hamster that acts exactly like Guy Fieri. It’s hilarious to imagine someone actually taking the time to prank a store with such a ridiculous, hyper-specific care sheet.
