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I replaced the labels at the pet store... Gym Rat Musculus Rattus North America Enjoys getting 'swole' Never skips leg day Does well in pairs so they have a spotter Provide tiny weights, steroids and Godsmack workout CD Refer to an Obvious Plant Care Sheet for more information. MALE-GYM RAT SA SKU 292036 292036 LIVESA #IPOGS-01 10 99 9TR-522 05/26/15 71 412 I have to explain to my wife why we aren't welcome there, now....

I replaced the labels at the pet store…

I replaced the labels at the pet store… Gym Rat Musculus Rattus North America Enjoys getting ‘swole’ Never skips leg day Does well in pairs so they have a spotter Provide tiny weights, steroids and Godsmack workout CD Refer to an Obvious Plant Care Sheet for more information. MALE-GYM RAT SA SKU 292036 292036 LIVESA #IPOGS-01 10 99 9TR-522 05/26/15 71 412 I have to explain to my wife why we aren’t welcome there, now….


Why It’s Funny

The humor comes from the absurdity of treating a regular rodent like a literal gym bro who needs a spotter and a heavy metal playlist. It perfectly captures that specific brand of chaotic mischief where you take a mundane setting and inject complete nonsense into it.


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