I replaced the labels at the pet store…
When you swap pet store labels, you get a ‘gym rat’ with a workout CD. Now you have to explain it to your wife!
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Animal Jokes
Dad jokes featuring our furry, feathered, and scaly friends.
Petting Guide:
Ever wondered where to pet your furry friends? This hilarious guide shows the ‘awesome’ spots on dogs and the ‘maybe’ spots on cats. Prepare for laughs!
The dog melted! How much more proof of global warming do we need?
Is your dog melting from the heat? This dad joke uses a furry friend to highlight the urgency of global warming. See the hilarious proof!
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Squirrel uncomfortable with bird feeder?
This squirrel wasn’t a fan of the bird feeder. See the hilarious solution this dad came up with to make him more comfortable!
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If we pull this off, we’ll eat like kings.
These spiders have a plan to ‘eat like kings’! See what they’re up to in this hilarious dad joke about spiders and their web.
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Spider watching soccer when ball goes in net…
What does a spider say when a soccer ball goes into the net? This dad joke has a web-tastic punchline you won’t want to miss!
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Please don’t speak Italian to the goat…
Why should you avoid speaking Italian to a goat? This dad joke has a punny punchline that will make you say ‘Mamma mia!’
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Happy I went to the farmer’s market with my wife!
This dad joke will have you purring with laughter! Find out why a trip to the farmer’s market became a happy occasion thanks to a special find.
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Imagine getting arrested and a cat sits on you.
What happens when you’re arrested and a furry friend decides to join the party? This hilarious meme shows a cat’s unexpected reaction to a police situation.
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Damn Giraffes…
Why are giraffes to blame for a little accident at the zoo? This dad joke will have you laughing (or holding your nose) at the zoo’s unique advantages!