Phone autocorrects “f#ck” to “duck”?
When your phone autocorrects a swear word to ‘duck,’ is it really a win? Find out why you might still be using fowl language in this classic dad joke!
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Animal Jokes
Dad jokes featuring our furry, feathered, and scaly friends.
I just saw 2 snails fighting…
What happens when two snails get into a fight? This dad joke reveals the hilarious, slow-motion reason they were ‘slugging it out’!
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Man with stone? Uh-oh!
Birds discuss a man with a stone, referencing the dinosaur-killing asteroid. Will they be okay? Find out in this hilarious dad joke!
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Humans vs. Spiders: Who’s dominant?
Are humans really the dominant species? This dad joke questions our reign when you consider what spiders are building their homes with. Get ready to chuckle!
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Play dead if you encounter a bear?
Encountering a bear? They say play dead, but this guy has a different, hilarious reaction. Find out why this is his curse!
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What are you taking a picture of now?
Wife asks what her husband is photographing. His answer is a classic dad joke about a future conversation piece. Get ready to chuckle!
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Not nearly as exciting as its ancestor, the Boom!…
Why is the Plain Chachalaca not as exciting as its ancestor? This dad joke explains the hilarious reason!
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Why are chameleons complete failures?
Discover the hilarious reason why the existence of chameleons is actually proof of their complete failure. Get ready for a laugh!
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How to cook crack and clean a crab?
Learn the secret to cooking crack and cleaning a crab with this hilarious dad joke. The first step is surprisingly simple, but you might not expect it!
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Sky raisins vs. Spicy sky raisins!
What’s the difference between sky raisins and spicy sky raisins? This dad joke will have you buzzing with laughter!
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