(seeing man with stone) uh-oh! If you think about it, the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was the stone with the highest ratio of killing birds in history… Don’t worry, he only has one stone… I still like our odds…
Why It’s Funny
This joke plays on the classic idiom of killing two birds with one stone, but subverts it with a dark, historical twist about the asteroid extinction event. It’s funny because it takes a common, harmless phrase and elevates it to a ridiculous, world-ending scale.
