I replaced the labels at the pet store… Regular Boring Normal Turtle Odiosis Turtur Everglades Adult size: Not enough Lifespan: Who cares? REGULAR BORING NORMAL TURTLE REP SKU 983039 983039 LIVERTTURT #IPOGS-01 24 99 STR 522 05/26/15 87 Not teenaged Not mutant Not ninja Doesn’t fight crime Just sits there not defeating the Foot Clan Seriously, what’s the point? Refer to an Obvious Plant Care Sheet for more information. 549 I have to explain to my wife why we aren’t welcome there, now…. Dad Joke Genius
Why It’s Funny
The humor comes from the absurdity of someone prankishly labeling a store animal with such brutal honesty. It captures that classic dad-humor vibe where taking a silly, low-effort joke way too far leads to the inevitable—and hilarious—consequence of being banned from a local business.
