THINGS I AM GOOD AT: 1. Forgetting someone’s name 30 seconds after they tell me. 2. Running. Late, that is. 3. Making plans… then regretting making plans. 4. Thinking of a great comeback an hour later. 5. Digging through the trash for the food box I just tossed, because I already forgot the directions. 6. Googling symptoms I have, then panicking. 7. Adding Items to online carts, then deleting. 8. Leaving laundry to wrinkle in the dryer. 9. Forgetting why I walked into a room. 10. Calculating how much sleep I’ll get.
Why It’s Funny
This list is hilarious because it highlights the universal, low-stakes struggles of everyday adulthood that everyone secretly does. It turns our common, messy habits into a relatable badge of honor that makes you feel a little less alone in your forgetfulness.
