My Girlfriend is Not Hungry Add extra french fries to your entrée, and fried chicken wings (2) or fried cheese sticks (3). I still call my wife, my girlfriend.
Why It’s Funny
This joke plays on the classic ‘my girlfriend is never hungry’ trope by turning a simple romantic gesture into a tactical survival guide. It hits home for anyone who knows that ‘I’m not hungry’ is really just an invitation to order extra snacks for yourself.
