The phrases, habits, and moments that every dad lives by.
Tuesday during Ninja school… Instructor: Bruce! I didn’t see you in class yesterday! Thank you sir! Why It’s Funny The humor comes from the fact that being a ‘good’ ninja means you shouldn’t be seen. By thanking the instructor for not seeing him, the student is showing he actually aced the class, even though he […]
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The Inventor of Cursive Handwriting must have been a caring soul… What if the letters held hands? Why It’s Funny This joke takes the technical aspect of cursive and gives it a super wholesome, warm-hearted twist. It turns a boring elementary school penmanship lesson into a cute mental image of letters just trying to be
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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 30 seconds of the week! Why It’s Funny Anyone who manages a household knows the laundry pile is never truly finished. It hits home because that sense of accomplishment is so short-lived before the next pile starts accumulating.
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I’m pretty sure my spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself out flying into windows… Why It’s Funny This hits home for anyone who has ever felt a bit clumsy or out of it. It’s a self-deprecating take on those days where you just can’t seem to get anything right, making it super
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I have an unhealthy fear of elevators… I have been taking steps to overcome it… Why It’s Funny This is a classic play on words. It’s funny because ‘taking steps’ usually means making progress in overcoming a phobia, but in this case, it literally means using the stairs instead of the elevator.
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My son asked me what “tolerant” means, so I showed him this… ant tolerant My wife is now in charge of answering educational questions… Why It’s Funny This joke plays on the word ‘tolerant’ by breaking it down into ‘toll-erant’ or ‘tall-ant,’ comparing a small ant to a giant one. It is a quintessential dad
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People today are way too judgmental… I can tell just by looking at them… Why It’s Funny This joke is a classic example of situational irony. The speaker criticizes others for being judgmental while simultaneously admitting they are doing the exact same thing.
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Drinking coffee after 6pm is the middle aged version of tequila… Nothing good can come from it… Why It’s Funny This hits home because anyone who’s reached a certain age knows the struggle of trying to fall asleep after a late-night caffeine hit. It perfectly compares the regret of a wild tequila night in your
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I’m not sure what this sign is a safety precaution for, but I think using your feet on a ladder is a better option… Why It’s Funny The joke plays on the awkward visual of a poorly designed safety sign where the figure appears to be climbing the ladder with their hand instead of their
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