The phrases, habits, and moments that every dad lives by.
I’m not sure what this sign is a safety precaution for, but I think using your feet on a ladder is a better option… Why It’s Funny The joke plays on the awkward visual of a poorly designed safety sign where the figure appears to be climbing the ladder with their hand instead of their […]
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Go ahead… I dare you to ask for the manager… Why It’s Funny This plays on the popular ‘Karen’ internet meme, where a person named Karen is stereotypically known for being demanding and constantly asking to speak to the manager. Since the building is named ‘Karen’s,’ the joke is that you’d be walking right into
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When I die, I want this to be my urn… Why It’s Funny This joke uses the iconic Ghostbusters ghost trap as a clever visual pun. It plays on the idea of keeping your ‘spirit’ contained in a trap even after you’ve passed on, which is exactly the kind of nerdy humor a true dad
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When you’re forced to fast and then to drink something that makes you continuously sh#t for a whole day and a doctor shoves a camera up your a%$, and the worst part of the whole experience is the way the drink tastes… Why It’s Funny This hits home for anyone who has ever had to
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I am thinking of making coin collecting my new hobby…. The change will do me good… Why It’s Funny This joke uses a classic pun on the word ‘change.’ It plays on the double meaning of needing a personal life change and actual physical pocket change from coins.
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All my problems started when I began chasing waterfalls… I should have stuck to the rivers and lakes I was used to… Why It’s Funny This joke plays on the iconic lyrics from the famous TLC song ‘Waterfalls.’ It’s a hilarious twist because it turns a classic 90s pop cultural reference into a dry, observational
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Preschool rules and Pub rules are the same… You pee your pants, you go home… Why It’s Funny This joke works because it draws an unexpected parallel between two very different stages of life. It’s funny because, while the social settings are poles apart, the consequences for certain accidents remain exactly the same.
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If you ever want a job in the skin moisturizing industry… The best advice I can give you is to apply daily… Why It’s Funny This joke plays on the double meaning of the word ‘apply.’ While you ‘apply’ lotion to your skin, you also ‘apply’ for a job, making for a perfect, punny career
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A classic dad joke! A prisoner is asked about their last meal, but their response is a hilarious twist. Find out what they said!
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