The phrases, habits, and moments that every dad lives by.
When I was young, my mother banned my siblings and I from playing Scrabble because we kept throwing the tiles at each other… It was all fun and games til someone lost an “i”… Why It’s Funny This joke plays on the common idiom ‘it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.’ By […]
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The job I would excel at would be the person responsible for staining clothes for laundry detergent commericials… Why It’s Funny This joke hits home because everyone has had that moment where they spill something on a white shirt immediately after putting it on. It turns a clumsy, frustrating real-life experience into a professional dream
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You’re digestive system both starts and ends with cheeks… Why It’s Funny It’s a classic bit of wordplay that highlights a biological fact in the most ridiculous way possible. Dads love pointing out the obvious, especially when it involves anatomy and a bit of bathroom humor.
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They closed my favorite bridge in my home town… Still can’t get over it… Why It’s Funny This joke plays on the double meaning of the phrase ‘get over it.’ It refers to both the emotional struggle of missing the bridge and the literal impossibility of crossing it because the path is closed.
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Most puns make me feel numb… But Math puns make me feel number…. Why It’s Funny This joke plays on the double meaning of the word ‘number’ as an adjective for having no feeling, and the mathematical concept of numbers. It’s a classic example of a ‘groaner’ that math geeks and dads everywhere will love.
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For the last couple years when I wake up, I tell my family that I am going for a jog, but I never do… It’s my longest running joke… Why It’s Funny This joke uses a great play on words by taking the phrase ‘long-running joke’ and giving it a literal meaning related to jogging.
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Tuesday during Ninja school… Instructor: Bruce! I didn’t see you in class yesterday! Thank you sir! Why It’s Funny The humor comes from the fact that being a ‘good’ ninja means you shouldn’t be seen. By thanking the instructor for not seeing him, the student is showing he actually aced the class, even though he
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The Inventor of Cursive Handwriting must have been a caring soul… What if the letters held hands? Why It’s Funny This joke takes the technical aspect of cursive and gives it a super wholesome, warm-hearted twist. It turns a boring elementary school penmanship lesson into a cute mental image of letters just trying to be
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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 30 seconds of the week! Why It’s Funny Anyone who manages a household knows the laundry pile is never truly finished. It hits home because that sense of accomplishment is so short-lived before the next pile starts accumulating.
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I’m pretty sure my spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself out flying into windows… Why It’s Funny This hits home for anyone who has ever felt a bit clumsy or out of it. It’s a self-deprecating take on those days where you just can’t seem to get anything right, making it super
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