The phrases, habits, and moments that every dad lives by.
I have an unhealthy fear of elevators… I have been taking steps to overcome it… Why It’s Funny This is a classic play on words. It’s funny because ‘taking steps’ usually means making progress in overcoming a phobia, but in this case, it literally means using the stairs instead of the elevator.
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My son asked me what “tolerant” means, so I showed him this… ant tolerant My wife is now in charge of answering educational questions… Why It’s Funny This joke plays on the word ‘tolerant’ by breaking it down into ‘toll-erant’ or ‘tall-ant,’ comparing a small ant to a giant one. It is a quintessential dad
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People today are way too judgmental… I can tell just by looking at them… Why It’s Funny This joke is a classic example of situational irony. The speaker criticizes others for being judgmental while simultaneously admitting they are doing the exact same thing.
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Drinking coffee after 6pm is the middle aged version of tequila… Nothing good can come from it… Why It’s Funny This hits home because anyone who’s reached a certain age knows the struggle of trying to fall asleep after a late-night caffeine hit. It perfectly compares the regret of a wild tequila night in your
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I’m not sure what this sign is a safety precaution for, but I think using your feet on a ladder is a better option… Why It’s Funny The joke plays on the awkward visual of a poorly designed safety sign where the figure appears to be climbing the ladder with their hand instead of their
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Go ahead… I dare you to ask for the manager… Why It’s Funny This plays on the popular ‘Karen’ internet meme, where a person named Karen is stereotypically known for being demanding and constantly asking to speak to the manager. Since the building is named ‘Karen’s,’ the joke is that you’d be walking right into
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When I die, I want this to be my urn… Why It’s Funny This joke uses the iconic Ghostbusters ghost trap as a clever visual pun. It plays on the idea of keeping your ‘spirit’ contained in a trap even after you’ve passed on, which is exactly the kind of nerdy humor a true dad
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When you’re forced to fast and then to drink something that makes you continuously sh#t for a whole day and a doctor shoves a camera up your a%$, and the worst part of the whole experience is the way the drink tastes… Why It’s Funny This hits home for anyone who has ever had to
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I am thinking of making coin collecting my new hobby…. The change will do me good… Why It’s Funny This joke uses a classic pun on the word ‘change.’ It plays on the double meaning of needing a personal life change and actual physical pocket change from coins.
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