HOW DAD ARE YOU? Check if you’ve said: ‘Guess it’s free then’ when a cashier has trouble scanning an item. ‘Found it!’ after pointing at a stud finder and it beeps. ‘We’re not heating the neighborhood!’ about an open door.
Why It’s Funny
These jokes hit home because they capture the specific, predictable habits that seem to spontaneously emerge the second a person becomes a father. It’s funny because it validates those universal eye-rolling moments that every dad has experienced at least once in their life.



