Dorothy: Oh no! My house killed that lady! Glinda: Oh, it’s fine, she deserved it! Dorothy: How?… Who are you? Glinda: I’m a good witch! Dorothy: Really? Glinda: Yes!, Now let’s steal her shoes!
Why It’s Funny
This joke highlights the absurdity of the Wizard of Oz by framing Glinda as a chaotic accomplice rather than a benevolent mentor. It turns an iconic childhood moment into a dark, hilarious heist that makes you rethink the morality of everyone in Munchkinland.
