What did your wife do before she had the baby? No! I meant for work? She said, “f#####k” and then a little poop came out.
Why It’s Funny
This joke lands because it plays on the awkward miscommunication of a parent struggling to articulate a normal question while clearly sleep-deprived. The sudden shift from a professional inquiry to the messy, unglamorous reality of newborn life hits home for anyone who has been in the parenting trenches.
