Over the span of a decade, 115 people died in weightlifting accidents… Over the same period of time, only one person died eating donuts… Make good choices…
Why It’s Funny
This joke works because it relies on the classic dad-style subversion of common health advice. By comparing gym injuries to sugary snacks, it playfully encourages the listener to choose the path of least resistance—or, in this case, the one with more sprinkles.
