I saw a bumper sticker that said, “I’m a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal”… That Explains why there must be so many Proctologists on the road…
Why It’s Funny
The humor comes from the subversion of expectations by taking a lighthearted pun and turning it into a sharp, dry jab at bad drivers. It plays on the visual imagery of the profession to create a hilarious mental image that most commuters can unfortunately relate to.



