If you are gonna take time off from social media, don’t announce it… Just make your last words something mysterious like, “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”
Why It’s Funny
This joke works because it contrasts the self-importance of a formal ‘goodbye’ post with the hilariously grim implication that you’ve just been eaten by a predator. It plays on our collective annoyance with social media departures by suggesting a far more dramatic exit strategy.
