If I were a bird, I believe it would be a seagull… Because if I were given the gift of flight, I would probably use it to steal french fries all day long too…
Why It’s Funny
This joke works because it takes a whimsical idea—having the ability to fly—and grounds it in the most relatable, low-stakes motivation possible. It subverts the expectation of soaring majestically by instead focusing on the classic, mischievous behavior of beach birds everywhere.
