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How do you reset your body back to factory settings? Is it Kale? It's Kale isn't it? Please don't say it's Kale...

How do you reset your body back to factory settings?

How do you reset your body back to factory settings? Is it Kale? It’s Kale isn’t it? Please don’t say it’s Kale…


Why It’s Funny

This joke hits home because it taps into the universal struggle of trying to get healthy while secretly dreading the bland taste of superfoods. It turns the relatable anxiety of modern wellness culture into a funny, defeated realization that we all know the ‘healthy’ answer is usually the one we want the least.


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