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If I were a plant... I'm NOT DEAD THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK

If I were a plant…

If I were a plant… I’m NOT DEAD THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK


Why It’s Funny

This hits home because it perfectly captures that feeling of being a brown-thumbed plant parent who is desperately trying to convince everyone their fern is thriving. It’s funny because it personifies a struggling houseplant with the exact same defensive energy as someone trying to hide their exhaustion.


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