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Brain cells die... Skin cells die... Even hair cells die... But fat cells must have found their lord and savior, Jesus Christ, because they live forever!

Why do fat cells live forever?

Brain cells die… Skin cells die… Even hair cells die… But fat cells must have found their lord and savior, Jesus Christ, because they live forever!


Why It’s Funny

This joke hits home because it playfully frames the frustrating permanence of body weight as a divine miracle. It uses a bit of dark humor to relate a universal health struggle to the idea of eternal life in a way that catches people off guard.


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