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You never realize how much citrus juice you come in contact with until you have a papercut...

How much citrus juice do you touch?

You never realize how much citrus juice you come in contact with until you have a papercut…


Why It’s Funny

This one hits hard because it relies on the universal, cringey experience of that sudden, sharp sting when acid meets an open wound. It’s the perfect blend of relatable physical trauma and the dry, observational humor that dads seem to master perfectly.


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