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My wife took a deep breath, and calmly asked that I stop referring to the neutered pets in the house as "My Council of Eunuchs"...

Wife asks husband to stop calling neutered pets “My Council of Eunuchs”

My wife took a deep breath, and calmly asked that I stop referring to the neutered pets in the house as “My Council of Eunuchs”…


Why It’s Funny

The humor comes from the stark contrast between the husband’s high-brow, dramatic historical label and the mundane reality of his household pets. It captures that classic dad energy where he thinks he’s being clever while his wife is clearly just over it.


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