I bought a parrot, and have only taught it 3 sentences: There’s only 1 way to lift this curse. Stupid Witch! I miss my wife & kids.
Why It’s Funny
The humor comes from the dark, unexpected twist that reframes the parrot’s vocabulary as a tragic backstory rather than just random bird talk. It plays on the classic trope of a cursed object, but leaves you realizing the poor parrot is actually just repeating a guy’s mid-life crisis.
