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Pregnant Librarian Congrats! When is the baby due? Oh, it's mine, I get to keep it...

Pregnant Librarian: When is the baby due?

Pregnant Librarian Congrats! When is the baby due? Oh, it’s mine, I get to keep it…


Why It’s Funny

This joke relies on the classic linguistic mix-up between a baby’s due date and a library book’s return date. It hits that sweet spot of dad humor by taking a professional term and applying it to an everyday situation in the most literal, ridiculous way possible.


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