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There is only a 50% chance you survive this procedure. I see... Let's do it twice then...

50% chance of survival? Let’s do it twice!

There is only a 50% chance you survive this procedure. I see… Let’s do it twice then…


Why It’s Funny

This joke flips the script on medical anxiety by applying faulty logic to life-or-death odds. It’s funny because the patient treats a dangerous surgery like a simple coin flip they can just keep retrying until they win.


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