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Taking a nap with a newborn is the best nap you will ever take... It's like a weighted-blanket whose college you have to pay for...

Best nap ever?

Taking a nap with a newborn is the best nap you will ever take… It’s like a weighted-blanket whose college you have to pay for…


Why It’s Funny

This joke hits home because it perfectly captures the cozy, physical reality of newborn snuggles while acknowledging the looming financial dread of parenthood. It’s a relatable contrast between the immediate comfort of a nap and the long-term reality of saving for tuition.


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