Jokes about the joys, chaos, and hilarity of being a parent.
My son ambushed me with a squirt gun… As revenge, I filled mine up with tuna water… Play stupid games, win stupid prizes… Why It’s Funny It’s funny because it takes a classic water gun fight and escalates it to a hilariously gross level. The use of ‘tuna water’ is a classic dad move that […]
My son ambushed me with a squirt gun… Read More »
A dad’s hilarious response when asked to put the son down. Turns out, he had a different kind of ‘down’ in mind! Get ready for a laugh.
Can you please put our son down? Read More »
Discover hilarious and imaginative ways kindergartners rename everyday objects. From ‘meat pickle’ to ‘war unicorn,’ these kid-logic names are pure gold!
Things renamed by Kindergartners Read More »
Being a parent means a lot of waiting! Discover the relatable truth about how much time is spent picking up kids from activities. A classic dad joke.
Parenting time spent waiting for kids? Read More »
This dad joke plays on the messy state of a teenager’s room. Find out why the band “Teenager’s Bed” never made it!
Once, I was in a band called, “Teenager’s Bed” Read More »
A wife tells her husband he spoils their son, but his response is a classic dad joke about how kids smell. Get ready to groan!
You spoil our son… Read More »
This dad joke takes a wild turn with an octopus’s flexibility and a kid’s school lesson. Get ready for a laugh!
An octopus is so flexible it can go in your mouth… Read More »
Why were the chips in your lunch stale? This dad joke explains it all with a classic, relatable punchline about closing the bag!
The chips you packed for my lunch were stale! Read More »
This dad’s parenting hack for his 12-year-old is a bit unconventional! Find out why he’s getting him a tattoo to remind him to turn off the lights.
Controversial tattoo for a 12-year-old? Read More »
Discover the hilarious reason why 97% of sons wear a jacket, and it’s not what you think! A classic dad joke from Dad Joke Genius.
Why is your son wearing a jacket? Read More »