Jokes about the joys, chaos, and hilarity of being a parent.
Last night my son & I had a pillow fight… I used a memory foam pillow… It was a beating he will never forget… Why It’s Funny This joke plays on the double meaning of the word ‘memory.’ Since the pillow is made of memory foam, the son literally won’t forget the experience because it’s […]
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My son ambushed me with a squirt gun… As revenge, I filled mine up with tuna water… Play stupid games, win stupid prizes… Why It’s Funny It’s funny because it takes a classic water gun fight and escalates it to a hilariously gross level. The use of ‘tuna water’ is a classic dad move that
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A dad’s hilarious response when asked to put the son down. Turns out, he had a different kind of ‘down’ in mind! Get ready for a laugh.
Can you please put our son down? Read More »
Discover hilarious and imaginative ways kindergartners rename everyday objects. From ‘meat pickle’ to ‘war unicorn,’ these kid-logic names are pure gold!
Things renamed by Kindergartners Read More »
Being a parent means a lot of waiting! Discover the relatable truth about how much time is spent picking up kids from activities. A classic dad joke.
Parenting time spent waiting for kids? Read More »
This dad joke plays on the messy state of a teenager’s room. Find out why the band “Teenager’s Bed” never made it!
Once, I was in a band called, “Teenager’s Bed” Read More »
A wife tells her husband he spoils their son, but his response is a classic dad joke about how kids smell. Get ready to groan!
You spoil our son… Read More »
This dad joke takes a wild turn with an octopus’s flexibility and a kid’s school lesson. Get ready for a laugh!
An octopus is so flexible it can go in your mouth… Read More »
Why were the chips in your lunch stale? This dad joke explains it all with a classic, relatable punchline about closing the bag!
The chips you packed for my lunch were stale! Read More »
This dad’s parenting hack for his 12-year-old is a bit unconventional! Find out why he’s getting him a tattoo to remind him to turn off the lights.
Controversial tattoo for a 12-year-old? Read More »