I told my son not to start a fight…. But if someone starts it with you, fight like you’re the 3rd monkey on the ramp to Noah’s Ark and it’s starting to rain!
Why It’s Funny
This joke takes an unexpected turn from standard fatherly advice into a hilarious, vivid metaphor. It’s funny because it paints such a frantic, high-stakes picture of someone desperate to get on that boat before the flood hits.
