Dad Joke Genius

Me: Do you have to poop? Toddler: No Me: Are you sure? Toddler:

Toddler: Do you have to poop?

Me: Do you have to poop? Toddler: No Me: Are you sure? Toddler:


Why It’s Funny

This hits home because every parent has engaged in this exact futile negotiation. It perfectly captures the comedic reality of a child’s absolute certainty right before a total disaster unfolds.


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