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HAPPY Thanksgiving I am super thankful that I didn't marry into a family that runs 5k's on holidays...

Thankful I didn’t marry into a family that runs 5k’s on holidays

HAPPY Thanksgiving I am super thankful that I didn’t marry into a family that runs 5k’s on holidays…


Why It’s Funny

This hits home because it perfectly captures the universal desire to spend a holiday stuffing your face rather than sweating it out. It plays on the relatable struggle between our inner couch potato and the pressure to participate in ‘healthy’ festive traditions.


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