Make your wife angry at Thanksgiving?
Discover the ultimate Thanksgiving prank that’s guaranteed to make your wife angry. It involves a piece of pumpkin pie and a very specific cut!
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Thanksgiving Jokes
Gobble up these hilarious dad jokes for Turkey Day.
You need to prepare the turkey…
A classic dad joke about preparing the turkey! Find out why today isn’t the day for this particular bird. Get ready to groan!
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Thanksgiving dinner isn’t over until you’ve unbuttoned your pants…
The ultimate Thanksgiving dinner truth! Find out when the feast truly ends. A classic dad joke for the holiday season.
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Why does my wife overcook the turkey?
Discover the hilarious reason behind a wife’s overcooked turkey! This dad joke will have you chuckling about Thanksgiving dinner and that one dreaded word.
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Underrated superpower: Judging Tupperware Size
Discover the true meaning of an underrated superpower! This dad joke highlights the uncanny ability to perfectly match Tupperware to leftovers. A relatable kitchen triumph!
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Gravy transportation system?
Ever thought about a gravy transportation system? The existence of a gravy boat and a gravy train might just suggest one we should adopt!
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God’s creations: Turkey edition
Ever wonder how turkeys got their unique look? This dad joke reveals God’s hilarious creation process, with a little help from an angel!
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Brisket should replace turkey as the official meat of Thanksgiving?
Is brisket the new Thanksgiving star? This dad joke genius is ready to defend their choice. Find out why they’ll die on this hill!
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Happy Thanksgiving, Cringeworthy Army!
This Thanksgiving, our cringeworthy army is craving something unexpected. Find out what this turkey wants you to eat instead of turkey!
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Do these turkeys get any bigger?
A customer asks about turkey size, but the deli worker’s response is hilariously morbid. Get ready for a classic dad joke!
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