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My son didn't know the word, "cutlery" and referred to them as "food weapons" and that is such a better name...

My son called cutlery “food weapons”

My son didn’t know the word, “cutlery” and referred to them as “food weapons” and that is such a better name…


Why It’s Funny

It’s funny because it captures the hilariously literal and dramatic way kids view the world. We all know forks and knives as mundane tools, but re-branding them as tiny armaments for dinner time is exactly the kind of logic we should probably adopt.


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