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Let's say there are 15 cookies, and you have a friend coming over, how many do each of you get? I'd eat them all before he get's here. That is the correct answer. Good.

15 cookies, friend coming over, how many do you get?

Let’s say there are 15 cookies, and you have a friend coming over, how many do each of you get? I’d eat them all before he get’s here. That is the correct answer. Good.


Why It’s Funny

This joke flips the expectation of a simple math problem by replacing logical division with pure, snack-driven selfishness. It hits home because we’ve all had that moment where self-control goes right out the window for a batch of fresh cookies.


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