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I told my wife I figured out why she never chooses what we eat... The one time a wife did, they doomed humanity... Anyway, that's how the fight started...

Why does my wife never choose what we eat?

I told my wife I figured out why she never chooses what we eat… The one time a wife did, they doomed humanity… Anyway, that’s how the fight started…


Why It’s Funny

This joke works because it takes a lighthearted jab at the classic ‘what should we eat for dinner’ struggle and elevates it to a biblical scale. By comparing a simple meal indecision to the original sin, it perfectly captures that classic ‘dad’ habit of escalating a minor marital disagreement into a dramatic historical saga.


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