My side My wife’s side Based on the portion my wife is willing to share of our bed, I can absolutely see why Jack drowned in Titanic…
Why It’s Funny
This joke lands because it takes a classic marriage trope about space-stealing partners and gives it a hilarious, pop-culture twist. By framing a simple bedtime struggle as a life-or-death movie tragedy, it turns a relatable complaint into something totally over the top.
