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I know exactly where I want to eat, what I want to order, and I'm not going to eat off of your plate, not even once...

I know exactly where I want to eat…

I know exactly where I want to eat, what I want to order, and I’m not going to eat off of your plate, not even once…


Why It’s Funny

This hits home because it perfectly captures the universal struggle of dining out as a couple. It’s funny because it presents a high-stakes, unrealistic fantasy that every person who has ever been forced to share fries will immediately recognize as a total lie.


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