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Usher: You can't bring your own food in here! Me: (pointing) what about that woman over there? Usher: You mean the one breastfeeding?

Can’t bring your own food in here?

Usher: You can’t bring your own food in here! Me: (pointing) what about that woman over there? Usher: You mean the one breastfeeding?


Why It’s Funny

The humor comes from the awkward misunderstanding between the patron and the usher regarding public policies. It flips the script on a serious situation by forcing the usher to point out the painfully obvious nature of the mother’s snack source.


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