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Before I married my wife I just sat at stop lights for hours because no one was there to tell me when the light had changed green...

Why did I sit at stop lights for hours?

Before I married my wife I just sat at stop lights for hours because no one was there to tell me when the light had changed green…


Why It’s Funny

This joke lands because it plays on the classic trope of the nagging spouse, but frames it as an absurdly helpful service. It turns the mundane experience of sitting at a traffic light into a hyperbolic commentary on how much we rely on our partners for simple tasks.


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