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Please open your Bible to... Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME...

Please open your Bible to…

Please open your Bible to… Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME…


Why It’s Funny

This joke catches people off guard by blending a standard church service announcement with the iconic opening lyrics of Smash Mouth’s All Star. The unexpected shift from scripture to early 2000s pop culture creates the perfect groan-worthy surprise that every dad craves.


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