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Life hack: Shout, "Pizza's Here!" so the delivery guy doesn't think I am eating all the pizza's by myself...

Life hack: Shout “Pizza’s Here!”

Life hack: Shout, “Pizza’s Here!” so the delivery guy doesn’t think I am eating all the pizza’s by myself…


Why It’s Funny

This hits home because it perfectly captures the universal guilt of indulging in a solo feast. It plays on our desire to maintain appearances even when we’re just sitting on the couch in sweatpants with a box of pepperoni.


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