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I was at the park when someone yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled back, "I know the entire alphabet!"... Everyone laughed and laughed... well, except one guy...

Someone yelled, “Does anyone know CPR?”

I was at the park when someone yelled, “Does anyone know CPR?” I yelled back, “I know the entire alphabet!”… Everyone laughed and laughed… well, except one guy…


Why It’s Funny

This joke relies on the classic wordplay between a life-saving medical procedure and the basic building blocks of language. The humor comes from the protagonist’s intentional misunderstanding, turning a tense emergency situation into a cringeworthy display of literal interpretation.


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