Me: (looking sadly down at my orange chicken…) My wife: Oh get over it! I told you Panda Express was a restaurant! Not a train station run by Pandas!
Why It’s Funny
The humor stems from the absurd mental image of an actual panda-run transit system. It plays on the classic dad-joke trope of someone taking a brand name literally and creating a ridiculous expectation that their partner has to shut down.
