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My wife:(texting me) We still need more outdoor seating... Me: I got us a cowch... My wife: don't you mean couch? Me: No, I spelled it right...

We still need more outdoor seating…

My wife:(texting me) We still need more outdoor seating… Me: I got us a cowch… My wife: don’t you mean couch? Me: No, I spelled it right…


Why It’s Funny

This one works because it combines a classic pun with that classic ‘dad’ tendency to double down on a bad joke. The imagery of the husband replacing actual furniture with a farm animal is absurd enough to catch anyone off guard.


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