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There is no way God told Noah to put 2 mosquitos on that Ark...

Why Noah wouldn’t have mosquitos on the Ark?

There is no way God told Noah to put 2 mosquitos on that Ark…


Why It’s Funny

This joke plays on the frustration everyone feels toward mosquitoes. It humorously suggests that even divine intervention couldn’t have been responsible for sparing such a universally annoying pest.


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