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When I was a kid, I was under the impression I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the zero times it has happened...

Free drugs from strangers?

When I was a kid, I was under the impression I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the zero times it has happened…


Why It’s Funny

It’s funny because it plays on the irrational fears instilled in us by 90s D.A.R.E. programs. We all spent our childhoods on high alert for freebies that, in reality, never actually materialize.


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