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I'm sorry, your Highness, we couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together... (Drunk) Let the horses try...

Humpty Dumpty couldn’t be put back together?

I’m sorry, your Highness, we couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together… (Drunk) Let the horses try…


Why It’s Funny

This joke plays on the nursery rhyme by introducing a darkly comedic, incompetent twist. It highlights the absurdity of the King’s request and makes the royal court feel like a bunch of bumbling idiots who just want to pass the buck.


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