At my funeral, I want a group of Italian guys to walk up to my coffin in all black suits and say, “Rest easy Boss, we got this”… I want my family to think I had something big going on…
Why It’s Funny
This hits the sweet spot because it plays on the classic ‘secret life’ trope in a totally harmless, silly way. It’s hilarious to imagine the sheer confusion and sudden awe on the faces of mourning relatives as they try to process a mystery that doesn’t actually exist.
